Wednesday, April 27, 2011

U Is For...

"Unequivocal Differences"

There are a lot of differences between Kate Middleton and myself.  This may come as a shock to you, and these alleged differences may not be apparent at first but, I assure you, there are.

Here is one example.  This is a picture of the ever-chic Kate Middleton:

I bow down to her chicness.  It must be exhausting.  Are some people just born naturally chic or is it a result of chicness being ingrained in them from birth?

And here is how I feel I look in comparison:

(Author's note: may not be 100% accurate depiction.)

Here is another difference between Kate Middleton and myself.  She is engaged to a Prince of England.

Yesterday my toilet broke and I had to flush it by reaching into the back and pulling directly on the chain.

Now, this may not be a black and white, cut and dry comparison, but it is clear to me.  This woman is marrying a prince.  I had to reach into my toilet to flush it.  This is how different our lives are.

I begrudge her nothing, I can only be in awe of her perfection, much as I am with the late Audrey Hepburn.  Women like this are just so amazing you cannot be jealous of them.  It is though they are on a completely different plane of existence.

But I still think my boyfriend is cuter.

Oh, and my toilet was fixed this morning.


M Pax said...

A different plane, indeed. Glad your toilet is fixed. :D

Maeve Frazier said...

Funny Post! Love the picture of the cat!

Elizabeth Mueller said...

Liz, cats do look silly after a bath!

Here's to making it this far, congratulations! I have an award for you!!

Missed Periods said...

You have good taste in women. Catherine and Audrey are definitely beautiful and classy ladies.