There are a lot of differences between Kate Middleton and myself. This may come as a shock to you, and these alleged differences may not be apparent at first but, I assure you, there are.
Here is one example. This is a picture of the ever-chic Kate Middleton:
I bow down to her chicness. It must be exhausting. Are some people just born naturally chic or is it a result of chicness being ingrained in them from birth?
And here is how I feel I look in comparison:
(Author's note: may not be 100% accurate depiction.)
Here is another difference between Kate Middleton and myself. She is engaged to a Prince of England.
Yesterday my toilet broke and I had to flush it by reaching into the back and pulling directly on the chain.
Now, this may not be a black and white, cut and dry comparison, but it is clear to me. This woman is marrying a prince. I had to reach into my toilet to flush it. This is how different our lives are.
I begrudge her nothing, I can only be in awe of her perfection, much as I am with the late Audrey Hepburn. Women like this are just so amazing you cannot be jealous of them. It is though they are on a completely different plane of existence.
But I still think my boyfriend is cuter.
Oh, and my toilet was fixed this morning.
4 comments:
A different plane, indeed. Glad your toilet is fixed. :D
Funny Post! Love the picture of the cat!
Liz, cats do look silly after a bath!
;)
Here's to making it this far, congratulations! I have an award for you!!
You have good taste in women. Catherine and Audrey are definitely beautiful and classy ladies.
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