As a New Yorker I very, very rarely am caught off guard by what I see on the streets of the city. Homeless person laying face down in the middle of the sidewalk? Shrug. Man peeing on the side of a building in broad daylight? Whatever. But the other day I was in front of my office building and I admit my jaw dropped.
There was a bunch of commotion and hollering from the men in the construction site across the street. I was very confused until I turned around and saw three topless women walking towards me. And by topless I mean top. less. Boobies out in the air for all to see. Just strolling down the street in jeans and nada. One of them had a camera around her neck.
Come to find out that women are legally allowed to go topless in Manhattan. Color me shocked. All this time I've been walking around with a shirt on, and for what??? I could have been putting it out there for all to see. All that time wasted.
PS, you know I love to include pictures with my blogs. I was tempted to find a picture of a woman flashing her girls, but I figured I should keep this blog work-friendly.
Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, and it is right around the corner. Six weeks away? That's barely enough time to put a good costume together! Right now I'm torn between:
A Big Buck Hunter Girl:
There are some who may have given up on dressing up for Halloween by their late twenties, but why? I say. Why? I will continue dressing up for Halloween until...ever.
So I need YOUR help! What should yours truly be for Halloween this year?? And what are YOU going to be??
Just remember, to quote Mean Girls, "Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
"I'm a mouse. Duh."